Funny Junk

So one day there were three dudes. For lunch, Brad, always got tuna and so he says,”If I get tuna 1 more time I’m going to jump off this building.” So then Larry gets his lunch and he gets tacos Again! And so he says,”If I get tacos 1 more time, I’m gonna electrocute myself severely.” Then, Cameron goes to get his lunch and he got salad again, so he says,” If I get salad one more time I’ll stab my self in the heart!” So then the next day they got the same food, so they had to have a funeral. So then everybody turns their head to look at Brad’s wife and she said,” If I knew about this I would not have given him tuna again.” Everybody turns their head to Larry’s girlfriend and she says,” If I would have known about this earlier, I would’ve given him something like spaghetti.” Then everybody turns their head at Cameron’s woman and she said,” Don’t look at me, he goes to McDonald’s every morning at 8:00 am and he buys his own lunch.”

This joke was submitted by Sophurs.

Yo’ mama’ so fat when she sat on the toilet it sang ”ABC,123 GET THE HECK OFF OF ME!”

Yo’ mama’ So stupid when i told her christmas was around the corner she went and looked.

Yo’ mama’ so Fat when she sat around the house she sat “AROUND” the house.

Yo’ mama’ so stupid she put lipstick on her forhead Because she needed to MAKEUP her mind.

Yo’ mama’ so Fat when she went into outer space she cause and lunar and solar eclipse

Yo’ mama so fat when she was at a construction site they said “CAUTION, HEAVY LOAD!”

This joke was submitted by Jenti.

During the firemen’s strike of1978, the British Army had taken over emergency fire fighting and on 14 January they were called out by an elderly lady in South London to retrieve her cat which had become trapped up a tree. They arrived with impressive haste and soon discharged their duty. So grateful was the lady that she invited them all in for tea. Driving off later, with fond farewells completed, they ran over
the cat and killed it!..