Funny Junk

Two lawyers are in a bank, when two robbers burst in. While one of the robbers take the money from the tellers, the other one lines the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, then proceeds to take their wallets, jewelry, etc. While this is going on one lawyer jams something into the other lawyers hand. Without looking down, the second lawyer whispers, “What is this?” The first lawyer replies, “It’s that $50 I owe you.”

Little Johnny goes to the manager at convenience store and asked, “Is this store open all day, seven days a week, 365 days a year?”

“Yes,” the manager answered, puzzled at the question.

“Well, then,” he continued as he walked out, “why are there locks on the doors?”

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him £10 and that continues for a year. Suddenly the daily donation changes to £7. 50.

“Well,” the beggar thinks, “it’s still better than nothing.”

A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes £5.

“What’s going on now?” the beggar asks his donor. “First you give me £10 every day, then £7.50 and now only £5. What’s the problem?”

“Well,” the man says, “last year my eldest son went to university. It’s very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.”

“And how many children do you have?” the beggar asks.

“Four,” the man replies.

“Well,” says the beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense.”