First Time In Bar

A Lady visited A Bar for the First Time, She Sat on the Table in Front of the Bar Tender..

A Guy at Her Left ordered: “Jack Daniels, Single”

A Guy at Her Right ordered: “Johnny Walker, Single”

The Bar Tender Looked at the Lady & said: And You..??

Lady replied: “Monika Deshpande, Married..!!”

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A man asks a trainer in the gym:

A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

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I will marry the girl

I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card

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You Don’t Know Something?

You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!

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Touch it gently

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

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There is nothing greater

There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!

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I hate math

I hate math but I love counting money.

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