Definition of honeymoon:

Definition of honeymoon:
a man’s last holiday
before he starts working
for a new boss !!

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

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Cool Msg by a woman

Cool Msg by a woman-
Dear Mother-in-law,
“Don’t Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I’m living with one of yours
&
he needs a lot of improvement”

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An Angry Wife To Her Husband on Phone:

An Angry Wife To
Her Husband on Phone:
“Where d Hell Are You … ?”
Husband:
Darling You Remember That
Jewelery Shop Where You Saw
The Diamond Necklace n Totally
Fell In Love With It n I Didn’t
Have Money That Time n I said
“Baby It’ll Be Yours 1 Day … ” O:)
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:
Yeah I Remember That My Love !
Husband:
I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop

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Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

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What is so interesting in me?

Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

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Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?

Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do u think I am…a gardener ?
Wife: Can u fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw
everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour.
But he gave me 2 options…..
Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger.
Wife: What do u think I am…….McDonalds ?!!

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