To all Married ones:
Always carry a picture of your wife in your wallet. It will remind you of why there is no money in there………….
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Nurse And Engineer
Nurse to Engineer: Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale, do it 3 times.
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Engineer: ok
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Nurse: What do u feel now….??
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Engineer: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply awesome babe… .
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Coke
Coca Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi shot him down.
Dr. Pepper fixed him up, Now were drinking 7up.
7 up got the flu, now were drinking Irn Bru.
Irn Bru fell down a mountain, now were drinking from a fountain.
Fountain broke. People choke. Now were back to drinking coke.
This joke was submitted by Sammuel Smith.
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This Is The Truth
Boys have the muscles
Teachers can’t count
Girls have the sexy legs
So you better watch out
This joke was submitted by Emily Tate.
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What Are You Watching?
A Man Was Watching A Movie At Home And Suddenly Shouts “Nooooooooooooo!” Don’t!!!!!!
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Get Off The Horse!
Its A Trap!!
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Wife: What Are You Watching?
Man: Our Wedding DVD….
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Girl In Electronic Shop
One girl went to a electronic shop in anger and threw her new laptop on the desk at a person from
whom she bought.
She told the salesman that you have… cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop..
Salesman : Madam, can you please try infront of me.
This is what She did,
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where she wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.
Salesman fainted….
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Daring Husband
A famous inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added: “She was my mother”
(A big round of plause & laughter)
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker.
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By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
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Moral: Don’t Copy, if you can’t Paste
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