Car Name Meaning

FIAT
Failure
In Italian
Automotive
Technology

FORD
For
Only
Rough
Drivers

VOLVO
Very
Odd
Looking
Vehicular
Object

OPEL
Old
People
Enjoying
Life

AUDI
Automated
Unwanted
Debt
Invitation

BMW
Biggest
Money
Waste

PORSCHE
Proof
Of
Rich
Spoilt
Children
Having
Everything

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poof be gone

Poof be gone
your breath is so strong ,
come back you need a tic tac
not 1 not 2 you need a whole pack

This joke was submitted by anonymus.

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What Happened To Me?

When I was going to the doctors,
I was hit by the Fosters.
They came out,
I was about.
They ran to the car door,
Finish taking to the doctors.

This joke was submitted by Whitney Lights.

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Doctor and Woman

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . .
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Doctor: “What happened?”
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Woman:” Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp….”
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Doctor:”I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it…. Just gargle and gargle”.
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2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.
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. Woman:” Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me.
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Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut helps.!

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Height of Attitude

A cockroach’s last words to a man who is about to kill him:
“Go ahead and kill me, You coward!
You are jealous of me because your wife is afraid of me and NOT AFRAID OF YOU !

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Clever Little Johnny

Little Johnny goes to the manager at convenience store and asked, “Is this store open all day, seven days a week, 365 days a year?”

“Yes,” the manager answered, puzzled at the question.

“Well, then,” he continued as he walked out, “why are there locks on the doors?”

This joke was submitted by jasi.

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To all Married ones:

Always carry a picture of your wife in your wallet. It will remind you of why there is no money in there………….

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