Definition of honeymoon:

Definition of honeymoon:
a man’s last holiday
before he starts working
for a new boss !!

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Cool Msg by a woman

Cool Msg by a woman-
Dear Mother-in-law,
“Don’t Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I’m living with one of yours
&
he needs a lot of improvement”

An Angry Wife To Her Husband on Phone:

An Angry Wife To
Her Husband on Phone:
“Where d Hell Are You … ?”
Husband:
Darling You Remember That
Jewelery Shop Where You Saw
The Diamond Necklace n Totally
Fell In Love With It n I Didn’t
Have Money That Time n I said
“Baby It’ll Be Yours 1 Day … ” O:)
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:
Yeah I Remember That My Love !
Husband:
I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

What is so interesting in me?

Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?

Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do u think I am…a gardener ?
Wife: Can u fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw
everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour.
But he gave me 2 options…..
Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger.
Wife: What do u think I am…….McDonalds ?!!

Women are like Fruits…

Women are like Fruits…
Every one has its unique colour, shape, aroma and taste….
Problem is with men…!
They want
FRUIT SALAD..!!

Dear Government,

Dear Government,
Kindly consider Woman Shopping Bills as an Investment Proof.
From
Helpless Husband

To keep your marriage brimming

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.

Man: I want to share everything with you.

Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.

Man: I offer you myself.

Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out

Patient : “Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?”
Doctor : “Yes, here is a paper bag !”

When I bought this cat, you told me he was good for mice.

Customer: When I bought this cat, you told me he was good for mice. He doesn’t go near them!
Shopkeeper: Well, isn’t that good for mice?

My Wife Treats me like GOD

My wife treats me like GOD.! She makes NO notice of my existence until she wants some thing.

First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’

First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’
Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’

Best relationship needs no promises no demands

Best relationship needs no promises no demands and no expectation,it just need 2 people, 1 fool like you and 1 cool like me.

Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”

Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”
Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!

Patient: Doctor, please can you help me out?

Patient: Doctor, please can you help me out?
Doctor: Yes, you may make your way out the same way you come in.

What kind of a star can be risky?

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!