Funny Poem – Happy Birthday Brother


Hello birthday boy
I bought you a new toy
We’re going to celebrate
By screaming for joy

How does it feel to be old?
You have nothing to worry about
There is still some time
Before you grow some mold

You have options in life
Please ignore the wife
Do something you enjoy
And don’t use the knife

You are 31
You will be 32
It’s pretty interesting
Your face is going blue

I think I’m funny
Good thing it’s sunny
Easter is almost here
And I want some money

$50 please!

(21 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)
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5 Responses to “Funny Poem – Happy Birthday Brother”

  1. stacey, on December 1st, 2007 Said:

    lol

  2. magical maddyy, on January 2nd, 2008 Said:

    hiiiiiiiii i kindof lyk these poems but ive seen betteerrrr :)

  3. claire, on February 12th, 2009 Said:

    i think the poem is really good i cant wait to sing it to my bro

  4. bobilina, on March 20th, 2009 Said:

    thats not very good

  5. Annonamous, on May 11th, 2009 Said:

    i dont think that poem is very good and you should really have different poems in a catogory

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