Distressed
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde screams back at the husband, “Shut up! You’re next!”
Contributed by: Carol
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this is hillarious nice lob it sounds like my sister
How does the guy get shot next if she is gonna kill herself first?
Just kidding. I get it. LMAO…not that was lame
bah ha ha ha….!!! i wuld probly say the same thing!!!
lol =D
haha things on here just get funnier…..
iM A bLONDE aND iM nOT sTOOPID!!!! i cen eveen speel!!!