Little Johnny and Priest
Little Johnny was going to his grandparent’s house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.
He was walking to his grandparent’s house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill. He started up the hill but was constantly swearing “This damn thing is so heavy”
A priest heard him and came out.
“You shouldn’t be swearing” said the priest.
“God hears you…He is everywhere…He’s in the church…He’s on the sidewalk…He’s everywhere”
Then Little Johnny says “Oh is he in my Wagon”
The priest replies “Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon”
Little Johnny says “Well tell him to come out and start pulling”
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