Five Things to Say about Gifts You Don’t Like
1. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.
2. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.
3. I really don’t deserve this.
4. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!
5. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
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