Funny Christmas Questions
What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
He likes to ho-ho-ho.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve.
Why are Christmas trees like people who can’t knit?
They both drop their needles!
What do you call a group of chess fanatics bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?
Sandy Claus!
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