Funny Jokes

Blonde Potato

There were three girls- a blond, a red head, and a brunette. They were at a crime scene and they didn’t want to be accused of anything, (They were innocent) so they each hid in a sack.

A policeman came by and said, “Who’s in there?” to the first sack. The red head was pretending to be a pig, so she said; “Oink, Oink.” The policeman came by the second sack and said, “Who’s in there?” The brunette was pretending to be a cat, so she said,”Meow.” The policeman came by the third sack and said, “Who’s in there?” The blonde finally decided what to be and said, “A sack of potatoes!”

This joke was submitted by Marshmallow.