Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?

Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do u think I am…a gardener ?
Wife: Can u fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw
everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour.
But he gave me 2 options…..
Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger.
Wife: What do u think I am…….McDonalds ?!!