Wife To Her Husband…. Can u help me in the gardening?
Wife: Can u help me in the gardening?
Husband: What do u think I am…a gardener?
Wife: Can u fix the door handle?
Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter?
Next day, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me two options…..Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger. Wife: What do u think I am…….McDonalds
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