10 Funny Insults

1. Shock me, say something intelligent.

2. You’re a habit I’d like to kick; with both feet!!

3. There’s only one trouble with your face – it shows!

4. I hear the only place you’re ever invited is outside.

5. Don’t you have a terribly empty feeling — in your skull?

6. If you ever tax your brain, don’t charge more than a penny.

7. You have a face only a mother could love — and she hates it!

8. I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.

9. Look, don’t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you’ve got a palm.

10. You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.

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