12 Funniest Profession Definitions
Civil Servant : Someone who isn’t civil and doesn’t serve.
Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
HR Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Psychologist : Someone who looks at everyone else when an attractive woman enters the room.
Statistician : Someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an engineer.
Programmer : Someone who fixes a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
Consultant : Someone who uses your wife’s watch, tells you the time,and then charges you for it.
Economist : An expert who will know tomorrow why that which he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.
Banker : Someone who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and takes it back when it starts to rain.
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