Computer Tips 4
* I hit the CTRL key but I’m still not in control!
* Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
* Disk Full – Press F1 to belch.
* Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (V)omit
* (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
* If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
* Programmer – A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
* Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.”
* Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
* Relax, it’s only ONES and ZEROS!
* Will configure ones and zeros for food!
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