Hilarious Marriage One Liners

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Marriage is a rest period between romances.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Wedding rings are the world’s tiniest handcuffs.
Don’t marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.