Pick Up Lines Used by Engineers

Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

Hey baby, let’s make a stress-strain curve together.

Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.

Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

We’re as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh’s
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You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

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