Ten Classical Bumper Stickers
I’m not driving fast-just flying low.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I brake for… Wait… Aaah! No brakes!!!!!
If you can read this, i’ve lost my trailer.
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.
If you can read this, please flip me back over.
I’m out of bed and driving,what more do you want?
Every time i find the meaning of life, they change it.
I haven’t lost my mind, it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
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