Funny Phrases
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
All men are idiots….I married their king.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Out of my mind…Back in five minutes.
Hang up and drive.
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where there’s a will…I want to be on it.
It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don’t drink and drive…You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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