Pick Up Lines for Students of Chemistry

I want to stick to u like glue-cose.

If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.

Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.

Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.

If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.

If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

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