Successful Marriage
A successful marriage is based On give & take:
Where husband gives money,Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
Where wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions & husband takes it..!!
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Clean Jokes - Page 2
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Where do you want to go for our Anniversary?
A husband and wife were sitting and taking about their upcoming marriage anniversary. Husband asks her wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
Wife – “Somewhere I have never been!”
Husband – “How about the kitchen?”
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Cookbook for Bachelors
One evening two bachelors were talking over dinner. The conversation drifted from sports to politics, and then to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said the first bachelor. “But I couldn’t do anything with it.”
“Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” asked his friend.
“You said it, “the first guy replied, nodding. “Every one of those recipes began the same way: “Take a clean plate…’”
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Losing Weight
Two women were discussing their married life, one said, “Seems like all me and my husband ddois fight. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 20 pounds.”
“Why don’t you just leave him then?” asked her friend.
“Oh! Not yet.” the first replied, “I’d like to lose at least another 15 pounds first.”
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Marketing Advice
A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, “No, ma’am, we haven’t had any for some weeks now, and it doesn’t look as if we’ll be getting any soon.”
Alarmed by what was being said, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said,
“That isn’t true, ma’am. Of course, we’ll have some soon. In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago.”
Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled, “Never, never, never, never say we don’t have something. If we don’t have it, say we ordered it and it’s on its way. Now, what was it she wanted?”
The clerk smiled and said,
“Rain…”
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Cricket World Tournament
At the end of the Cricket World Tournament the Indian manager decided to address the players.
‘Guys out of 10 teams we finished at the bottom, that’s pretty bad.’
‘It could have been worse,’ captain said.
‘How so?’ asked the manager.
‘There could have been more teams.’
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Little Johnny and Cruise Director
The cruise director of a cruise ship was demonstrating to a group of young passengers how the ship manages to stay level at sea.
“Do you know what level means?” he asked the group of six to eight year-olds.
Little Johnny replied immediately. “A level is something you need to pass to get to a harder screen in a video game.”
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