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Actual Meaning of Study

The real meaning of Study as given by engineering students

S = Sitting
T = Talking
U = Unlimited
D = Dreaming
Y = Yawning,

So get ready to study now :p

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Intelligent Little Johnny

Teacher : What is the longest word in the English language?

Little Johnny : Smiles

Teacher : How?

Little Johnny : There is a mile between the first and last letters!

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Tears Not Coming

A man to his friend…
My mother in law died yesterday, I am trying to cry, But tears are not coming out, What do I do?
Friend: No problem, just imagine she is back.. 😛

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Loan For Car

Joseph bought a car by bank loan. But he did not pay loan amount. So they took the car from him.

Her wife entered the room and says,” I told you to pay the loan back otherwise we will lose our car.”

Joseph replied, “If I knew before, than I would have taken a loan for my marriage also.

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Smart Little Johnny

Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.

Little Johnny: You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet.

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Groom With Golf Clubs

The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.

She said, “What are your golf clubs doing here?”

He looked her right in the eye and said, “This isn’t going to take all day, is it?”

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Zookeeper and Old Man

A zookeeper notices someone throwing $20 bills at the monkeys. The zookeeper tells the man to stop and that it’s not allowed.

“Of course it’s allowed!”, says the old man.

“No it’s not”, says the zookeeper.

“Sure it is, it says right here: ‘Don’t feed the monkeys. $20 fine.’

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