Funny Junk

Knock Knock?

Whos there?

Luke

Luke who??

Luke thru the key hole and u will see me

This joke was submitted by eillened over.

A man drove all night long. Upon arriving in a small community, he decided to stop in the local park and catch some shuteye. Just as he dozed off, there was a knock on the window. Outside the car, the man saw a jogger. “Excuse me, can you give me the time?”

“Yeah, it’s 6:27.”

The man settled back and was almost asleep when there was another knock on the window. Another jogger. “I’m sorry to disturb you. Do you have the time?”

“Yeah. It’s 6:34.”

The man rolled up the window and realized this could go on indefinitely. So he took paper and pen and made a sign which read: “I DO NOT KNOW THE TIME”.He stuck the sign in the window and again nestled himself back in the seat.
Then… yet another tap on the window. The man looked and sure enough, another jogger.
He disgustedly rolled down the window and said, “Yeah, what is it?”

The jogger replied, “It’s 6:42.”

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist.While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church.

However, the atheist’s life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the pious man’s job was strenuous and
his wages were low, his wife was cheating on him and his kids wouldn’t give him the time of the day.

So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked: “Oh God, I honor you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my
every sin. Yet my neighbor, who doesn’t even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity.
Why is this?” And a great voice was heard from above …

“BECAUSE HE DOESN’T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME!”