Clean Jokes - Page 45

Rubbish Dumping

A man was hailed into court for dumping rubbish in a forbidden area.

The judge asked, “Didn’t you see the sign posted there?”

“Yes sir, I sure did,” replied the man.

“It says real plain in big letters . . .

‘FINE FOR DUMPING’!'”


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Something for Hiccups

A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man’s face.

“What did you do that for?” the man asks.
“Well, you don’t have the hiccups anymore, do you?”
The man says, “No, but my wife out in the car still does!”


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