A frog telephones a psychic hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
“Great,” says the frog, “Will I meet her at a party?”
“No,” said the psychic, “Next year – in biology class.”
This joke was submitted by Idona.
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Once there were two zebras. One zebra asked the other: “Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?”
The other replied:Ask God.
That night before the first zebra went to bed, he prayed. God replied:”You are what you are.”
The zebra was confused by this, and the next day, he asked the second zebra what it meant. He replied:
I guess you are white with black stripes, otherwise he would have said ‘Yo is what yo is.’
This joke was submitted by Isla.
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A man hated his wife’s cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.
He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, “Jen is the cat there?” “Yes, why do you ask?” answered the wife. Frustrated the man said, “Put that cat on the phone, I’m lost and I need directions.”
This joke was submitted by Nobel.
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