Funny Blonde Jokes - Page 14

Cheerios

What did the blonde say when he opened the box of Cheerios?

Doughnut seeds!


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Funny Blonde Joke – New parachutes

Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond?

A: They open on impact.


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Funny Blonde Joke – Our Stupid Apartments On Fire

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

“Help, help!” yells one of the blondes.

“Help us, help us!” yells the other.

“Maybe it would help if we yelled together,” said the first blonde.

“Good idea,” said the other.

“Together, together!”


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Funny Blonde Joke – One Eye

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at that dog with one eye!”

The other blonde covers one of her eyes and asks, “Where ?”


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Funny Blonde Joke – Light Bulb

How does a blonde change a lightbulb?

She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.”


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Funny Blonde Joke – Ice cubes

Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer?

A: She forgot the recipe.


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Funny Blonde Joke – New inventions by blonde

New inventions by blonde :

The water-proof towel

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar powered flashlight

Submarine screen door
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