Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond?
A: They open on impact.
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Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.
“Help, help!” yells one of the blondes.
“Help us, help us!” yells the other.
“Maybe it would help if we yelled together,” said the first blonde.
“Good idea,” said the other.
“Together, together!”
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Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at that dog with one eye!”
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and asks, “Where ?”
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New inventions by blonde :
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
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