Funny Blonde Jokes - Page 16

Funny Blonde Joke – Burning Building

There once was a Blonde, Brunette, and a Red-Head who were stuck on a burning building. Some fireman came and said,”Brunette, Brunette, Jump downp down!” So she jumped but they moved the blanket they had so she fell on the ground and died. Then they said,”Red-Head, Read-Head, Jump down, Jump down!”And she said,”No I saw what you did to the Brunette!” They just said,”Thats because we don’t like Brunettes!” So she jumped but they moved the blanket they had so then she fell on the ground and died. Then they said,”Blonde, Blonde Jump down, Jump down!”And she said,”No I saw what you did to the Brunette and the Red-Head!” They just said,”Thats because we don’t like Brunettes and Red-Heads!” “Oh no you don’t!” she yelled.”I’m not that stupid,Just put the blanket on the ground and step away!”


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Funny Blonde Joke – Blonde and brunettes

A blonde is walking down the street after a long day of shopping. She sees a brunette in the street jumping and yelling, “26…26…26…!” The blonde thinks this looks like a lot of fun. The blonde asks if she can join her and the brunette says yes. The blonde puts down her bags and starts to jump and yell, “26…26…26…!” The blonde is having so much fun she doesn’t notice that the brunette left and is standing on the sidewalk. Suddenly the blonde got hit by a truck. The brunette goes back in the street and start jumping and yelling, “27…27…27…!”


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Funny Blonde Joke – One Calorie

Two blondes decided to share a can of diet soda. One blonde opened the can, poured half the contents into her own glass, and the other half into her friend’s glass. Before throwing the can away, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side. “Wow, there’s only one calorie per can,” she commented. “Hmmmm,” replied her friend, “I wonder which glass has the calorie!”


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Funny Blonde Joke – Numbers Only

The census taker rang the doorbell and was greeted by an attractive blonde woman. He explained he was from the Census Bureau and wanted to know how many were in the family. “Let’s see now,” she said, twirling a strand of her hair, “there’s me, my husband, and our children Beth, Steven, Aaron, Janice, Caroline, Will….” “I’m not interested in names,” the census taker interrupted, “numbers will be sufficient.” “Oh, we don’t use numbers,” she replied. “We haven’t run out of names yet!”


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Funny Blonde Joke – Follow The Tracks

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde, had set up camp and became very much in need of food, so they went out hunting. A little while had passed and the brunette came back to camp with a bear. The other two asked how he got the bear. He said, “I see the tracks, I follow the tracks, I get the bear.” The next day, they go hunting again and the redhead comes back to camp with a deer. The other two asked how he got the deer. He said, “I see the tracks, I follow the tracks, I get the deer.” The following day, they go hunting again and the blonde comes back to camp all bloody and disfigured. The other two asked what happened. He said, “I see the tracks, I follow the tracks, I get hit by train.”


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Funny Blonde Joke – Financial Advice

A blonde college co-ed ran in tears to her father. “Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!” she sobbed. “I did? What did I tell you?” her father asked. “You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble,” she sniffed.. “What are you talking about? That’s one of the largest banks in the state,” her father said. “There must be some mistake.” “I don’t think so,” she cried. “They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, ‘Insufficient Funds’!”


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Funny Blonde Joke – Raffle

A blonde was walking down the street carrying a pig under her arm. A man who was walking past her stopped and asked, “Where did you get that?” “I won her in a raffle!” the pig replied.


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