Dead Bird


A brunette says to a blonde “Look! A dead bird!” and the blonde looks up and says “Where?”


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Two blondes and a mirror


Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror.
“This picture looks like someone I know” she says. The other one has a look and says, “Of course dummy, it’s ME….”


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How to confuse blonde ?

Q: How do you confuse a blonde ?
A: You don’t they’re born that way!


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BLONDE LOGIC

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking…….. and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away……….Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooo, can you see Florida…?????”


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Blondes at the Mall

A couple of blondes got lost at the mall. So they go to the map, where they see a red arrow that says: YOU ARE HERE
One blonde looks at the other and exclaims:

“WoW! How do they know that?”


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Blonde mail joke

A blonde girl keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbor asks her why she keeps doing that.

The blonde girl replies “My computer keeps telling me that i’ve got mail”.


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Why god created blondes ?

Why did God create blondes?

Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.

Why did God create brunettes?

Neither could the blondes.


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