The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first?
The dumb blonde because smart blondes don’t exist.
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Funny Blonde Jokes - Page 21
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UFO and blonde
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO ?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
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Blonde missed a bus
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
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Blonde trying to measure height of flagpole
There was three blondes at the University of Texas. The Dean gave them the job of measuring the height of the new flagpole. So they put the flag pole in the base and are then on ladders trying to measure the flagpole. Finally an architect walks by and sees they are having trouble so he takes the pole out of the ground and lays it down and pulls out his tape measure and measures the pole. He writes the measurement on a piece of paper and walks away. The blondes look at each other and say “Just like those idiot architects give us length when we wanted height.”
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Two blonde friends
A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn’t sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her friend blonde friend from next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size. “Buffy,” she said, “how many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?” “Ten,” said Buffy. So the blonde bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but she had 2 rolls leftover. “Buffy,” she said. “I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I’ve got 2 leftover!” “Yes,” said Buffy. “So did I.”
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Blonde and blind policeman
A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch. The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder. She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning.
“What’s the moaning all about, ma’am?” asked the officer. The blonde replied, “I come home to find all my possessions stolen, so I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!”
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