Funny Junk

Inventions by the blonde:
1. Self-Firing Gun
2. Touch Activated Grenades
3. Indoor Key Holes

This joke was submitted by Marissa Smith, Wasilla, AK.

There were 3 women stranded on an island. 1 was a brunette. Then there was a red head and a blonde. well the brunette had an idea. she decided to swim to the closest island. she went. she got half way and drowned. then the red head decided to go. she got 3 quarters of the way but drowned. then the blonde went. she got half way but she got to tired and decided to swim back.

This joke was submitted by Montana.

What Do You Do If A Blond Throws A Granade At You?

You Activate It And Throw It Back At Her.

This joke was submitted by Diana J..

A Blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio.He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics and sent her on her way.After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. “I’m doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I’m starting to get the hang of this.”After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was becoming to fly.

The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn’t radioed in.A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, “I don’t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can’t remember anything after I turned off the big fan.”