One day a mother told her daughter(yes blonde) that she wanted the house yellow while she goes to work. When the mother got home the house the green. She asked her daughter why did you paint the house green. And the daughter said you told me you wanted the house yellow so i painted it green and in a few weeks the house should ripe and turn yellow.
This joke was submitted by strawberrice not a blonde but a spunky brunette.
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A blonde in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. She poised, lifted her arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, “Don’t dive ? there’s no water in that pool!” “That’s all right,” said the blonde. “I can’t swim!”
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So there is a blond, red head, and a brunette and they are all sneaking on a train. once they were all on the administrator came to check, so the red head goes to hide with cows and the brunette went to hide with the pigs, and the blond went to hide with the potatoes. the administrator stuck her head in the cow cart so the red head say moooooo! so the administrator moved to the pig cart and the brunette says oink! so she moves on, next she walks to the potato cart and the blond goes…. PAATAATOO!(potato)….
This joke was submitted by smiley.
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Inventions by the blonde:
1. Self-Firing Gun
2. Touch Activated Grenades
3. Indoor Key Holes
This joke was submitted by Marissa Smith, Wasilla, AK.
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How many blonde jokes are there?
None, they’re all true!
This joke was submitted by Daniel James.
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There were 3 women stranded on an island. 1 was a brunette. Then there was a red head and a blonde. well the brunette had an idea. she decided to swim to the closest island. she went. she got half way and drowned. then the red head decided to go. she got 3 quarters of the way but drowned. then the blonde went. she got half way but she got to tired and decided to swim back.
This joke was submitted by Montana.
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A blonde was putting together a puzzle and she got stuck. So she called her boyfriend Josh to come over and help. Josh asked what is the picture of.She replied that it was a roster. Josh said ok i will be coming within few min.Josh arrives at her house looks at her and says, honey put the corn flakes back in the box
This joke was submitted by jimmy.
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