There was plane with 600 passengers aboard and the pilot reported that one of the engines have failed, but he says it’s alright, we still have 3 more. It’ll take an hour more than we expected. Half an hour later, the pilot reports that another engine has failed. He says, “But we’ve still got 2 left, it will just take an hour longer than we expected.” The pilot reports half an hour later that the other engine has failed, “But that’s alright,” he says, “We’ve still got 1 more.” Blond says to the guy sitting next to her, “If that last engine fails, we’ll be up here forever.”

This joke was submitted by Brianna.

A blonde enters a barber shop wearing headphones. The barber tells her she needs to remove them if she wants a haircut. “I need them!” the blonde said. The barber said she needed to take them off again, and again she said “I need them!” Finally, the barber takes off the headphones and the blonde falls to the ground, dead. The barber puts on the headphones to see what was so important, and a voice said…

“Breathe In……….Out. Breathe In………..Out…..”

This joke was submitted by Kittehcat.

There were three men a brunette, a red-hed and a blond. they were opening the lunch boxes, The brunette opened his first and said “AWW nut if I get another turkey sandwitch i’m going to jump of this building. So the red-head opens his lunch and said “AWW nuts if I get another ham sandwitch i’m going to jump off the building.” So the blond opens his lunch and said “AWW nut if I get another boloni sandwitch i’m going to jump off this building”

So the next day……
The brunette opens his lunch and he get turkey so he jumps off the building.
The red-head opens his lunch and gets ham sandwitch so he jumps of the building.
The blnd opens his lunch and gets boloni and so he jumps off the cliff……..

At the funeral The wife’s of the three men are sobbing. The brunettes wife said “if only I knew he didn’t like turkey!” and the other people are confronting her. The red-heads wife said “if only I knew he din’t like ham!” and the people are confronting her. so all the people turn to the blonds wife and she said “What don’t look at me he made his own lunches.”

This joke was submitted by Mia.

Q. How do you drown a blonde?

A. Stick a mirror on the bottom of a pool

This joke was submitted by ayesha.