Funny Junk

What Do You Do If A Blond Throws A Granade At You?

You Activate It And Throw It Back At Her.

This joke was submitted by Diana J..

A Blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio.He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics and sent her on her way.After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. “I’m doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I’m starting to get the hang of this.”After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was becoming to fly.

The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn’t radioed in.A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, “I don’t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can’t remember anything after I turned off the big fan.”

A blonde walks into a barber shop for a haircut wearing headphones. She sits down and the barber asks, “Maam? I’m going to have to ask you to take those headphones off so I can cut your hair.”
She refused and he asked again, feeling his temperature rising.
She refused once again and the barber got so mad, he knocked the headphones off of her head. She slumped to the floor with a purple face and everyone in the barber shop gasped.
The barber picked up the headphones and put them to his ear.
This is what he heard: “Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out…”

This joke was submitted by Vo Spader.

There was a blonde that was at her house and she was on her computer . On her computer popped up a thing that said ” you have mail ‘ so she went out to her mail box an nothing was there . But her neighbor said what are you doing. She said my computer keeps on saying you have mail but there is nothing here!

Is she dumb or what and this is real by the way.

This joke was submitted by Alexis mcgregor.