IDK
Blonde: excuse my but what does “idk” mean?
Little girl: i dont know
Blonde: omg! nobody knows!
This joke was submitted by april.
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Funny Blonde Jokes - Page 7
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How To Drown A Blonde
Ques. How do you drown a blonde ?
Ans . Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool
OR
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
This joke was submitted by stacey kent.
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A Blonde Joke
Q. If you chuck a blonde and a brick off a bridge which one would land first?
A. The brick because the blonde would ask for directions all the way down.
This joke was submitted by Jarrod Haynes.
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2 Blondes And A Mirror
There were two blondes walking along the steet and she sees a mirror so she picks it up and says “that person looks familiar”.
The second blonde says “you dummy its me!”
This joke was submitted by Jarrod.
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Ventriloquist
There was a ventriloquist visiting a large town for a show. In the middle of his act, he starts with the blonde jokes. A blonde in the third row stands up to protest. “How could you be so mean!? Why do you guys always make fun of us just because of our hair color? In fact, I’m pretty smart!………” Then the ventriloquist interrupts her little fit and says “Hey, they’re just jokes.” She replies “Shut up, bigmouth. I’m talking to that stupid puppet- thing on your knee.
This joke was submitted by Dez- the nerd.
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Cop Chase
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a robber who escaped from jail together. The redhead hid in a dog house, the robber hid in a cat house, and the blonde hid in a potatoes sack. The cops came to the dog house and listened in. The red- head said “Woof!” The cops then moved on to the cat house. The robber said “Meow!” The cops checked the area around the potatoes sack and heard “Potatoes!” The cops chased them further and they all climbed up trees. The cops pulled out their guns and prepared. “Ready, aim…” “TORNADO!” said the red- head. The cops were startled, looked around a bit, and the red- head escaped. They continued toward the robber’s tree. “Ready, aim…” “HURRICANE!!!” yelled the robber. Again they were frightened by the outburst and looked around. The robber escaped also. They finally proceeded to the tree with the blonde. “Ready, aim…” “FIRE!!!!!” screamed the blonde.
This joke was submitted by Dez- the nerd.
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Killing People
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Q: How do you kill a blonde’s sister?
A: Tell her to go give her CPR(Cardiopulmonary resuscitation).
This joke was submitted by GOOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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