Funny Junk

One day a Blonde went to flight school but showed up late so there where no other airplanes to train in. As she was walking out the door a guy stopped and said “I have one-person helicopter and i could instruct you” the blond agreed. They went over the basic on staring it and fligh. The instructor said “take it up to 1,000 feet” so the blond did she said “this is great” and took up anther 1,000 feet. She said “this is fun”. Then a few minutes later the helicopter came crashing to the ground. The instructor ran over and saw she was fine and asked “What happened?” the blond said “i got cold and shut the big fan off”

This joke was submitted by ¥Grim(Reaper)¥.

when do you know when icecream is too cold for a blonde????

… they stick it in the microwave

This joke was submitted by Amanda.

Q. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to turn the house around

This joke was submitted by Carly.

A blonde was going to send his boy to school and was discussing with the principal what courses he should take.

The principal was talking about math courses and suggested he would probably later on take geometry and trigonometry.

The blonde heard this and said “Great! Be sure and give him lot’s of that there triggernometry! He’s got to be the worst shot with a rifle of anybody I have ever seen!”