Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
“Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked.
“To make myself beautiful,”said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
“What’s the matter?” asked Little Johnny. “Giving up?”
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Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Little Johnny replies, “A teacher.”
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The School Teacher asks, “Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say your prayers before eating?”
“No sir,” little Johnny replies, “I don’t have to. My Mom is a good cook.”
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Little Johnny comes home from his first day of school.
His mother asks, “What did you learn in school today?”
Little Johnny replies, “Not much. They want me back tomorrow.
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Little Johnny : Mom, do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, dear, what?
Little Johnny: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I’ve got a nice teapot.
Little Johnny: No you haven’t. I’ve just dropped it.
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Little Johnny walked into the house covered in filth. His mom asked, “Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?”
Johnny replied, ” I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.”
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Little Johnny was going to his grandparent’s house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.
He was walking to his grandparent’s house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill. He started up the hill but was constantly swearing “This damn thing is so heavy”
A priest heard him and came out.
“You shouldn’t be swearing” said the priest.
“God hears you…He is everywhere…He’s in the church…He’s on the sidewalk…He’s everywhere”
Then Little Johnny says “Oh is he in my Wagon”
The priest replies “Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon”
Little Johnny says “Well tell him to come out and start pulling”
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