Funny Jokes - Page 101

I’m My Own Grandpa

Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.

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For All You Beer Drinkers

For all you beer drinkers, as if you need any justification!
I have not heard anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin on Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.

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Afghanistan TV Listings

MONDAYS:
8:00 – “Everybody Loves To Hate Osama”
8:30 – “The King Of Goats”
9:00 – “Allah McBeal”
9:30 – “Crossing Jordan (to get the hell out of Afghanistan)”
10:00 – “NFL Monday Night Camel Tipping”

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10 Things Men and Women Will Never Say

Ten Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say
10. Here honey, you use the remote.
9. You know, I’d like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

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