Kindly consider Woman Shopping Bills as an Investment Proof.
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Customer: When I bought this cat, you told me he was good for mice. He doesn’t go near them!
Shopkeeper: Well, isn’t that good for mice?
My wife treats me like GOD.! She makes NO notice of my existence until she wants some thing.
First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’
Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’