Funny Jokes - Page 2

Dear Government,

Dear Government,
Kindly consider Woman Shopping Bills as an Investment Proof.
From
Helpless Husband


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To keep your marriage brimming

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.


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Man: I want to share everything with you.

Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.


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Man: I offer you myself.

Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.


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When I bought this cat, you told me he was good for mice.

Customer: When I bought this cat, you told me he was good for mice. He doesn’t go near them!
Shopkeeper: Well, isn’t that good for mice?


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My Wife Treats me like GOD

My wife treats me like GOD.! She makes NO notice of my existence until she wants some thing.


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First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’

First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’
Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’


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