Funny Jokes - Page 3

Best relationship needs no promises no demands

Best relationship needs no promises no demands and no expectation,it just need 2 people, 1 fool like you and 1 cool like me.


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Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”

Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”
Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!


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What kind of a star can be risky?

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!


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Customer called to Tech support:

Customer called to Tech support: “my computer is not connecting to Internet”

Tech support: “Ok, which operating system are you using?”

Customer: “Internet explorer”!

Tech support: “No, you just right click on “my computer” and click on the properties menu”

Customer: “what are you saying, this is not your computer, it is my computer”!


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Son: I am not able to go to school today

Son: I am not able to go to school today.

Father: what happened?

Son: I am not feeling well

Father: Where you are not feeling well?

Son: In school!


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Station Master And A Lady Passenger

A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was searching for the train.

Passenger: (Asked to the station master) Sir, is this my train?

Station Master: No Madam, this is not your train, it’s railways department’s train.

Passenger: (Annoyed) That’s a good joke. Don’t act too smart. What I meant was, can I take this train to Bangalore?

Station Master: No ma’am, you cannot! This train is so BIG and you can’t take it.

Passenger: Its really funny! Now say me, will this train take me to Bangalore?

Station Master: NO ma’am. The train can’t take you. The train driver will drive it to Bangalore!

The passenger fainted!


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Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.

Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.
Sam said “we will flip a coin”

Then Johnny said “If it comes head, we will go for movies. If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study”!


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