Funny Junk

A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.

She says: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you’ll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you’ll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I’ll open the door for you”

The boyfriend says: “Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?”

“Oh my God!! You’re not coming empty-handed, are you?”

yo momma is so ugly, that the blind kid was scared of her.

yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

yo momma is so stupid she studied for a blood test.

yo momma is so hairy when you were born you had rug burn.

This joke was submitted by Matt , Ewan, Spencer, Alex, And Tristen at school :).

yo mama so dumb she tried to steal free samples from donut king.

yo mamma so ugly that when micheal jackson saw here he had a heart attack

hey whats that in the sky oi i found a new planet hey wait its ya mum

she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

yo mama so fat she sticks mayonnaise on her panadol.

This joke was submitted by connor.

Yo mamma so fat that when I try driving around her, my car runs out of gas bafore I get 1/4 of the way around. I even have a full tank!

This post was submitted by Dez- the nerd.

yo momma so fat she steped on 4th avenue and landed on 12th avenue.

This joke was submitted by bill.