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Funny Jokes - Page 3
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Friend comes before relatives :)
Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is
Friend comes before relatives 🙂
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Take Care alot
A true Friend
is not like
‘,”,’Rain’,”,’
Which Rained & left away.
A true friend is like
~_~AIR_~_~
Symptoms silient but always around u 🙂
Take Care alot
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To be a “Good professional”,
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
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To accomplish great things,
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
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Exams are like Girl friends
Exams are like Girl friends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail!
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A student grabbed a coin,
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
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Human brain is the most
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall
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Studies End Hoi Exam Sms
The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You?
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Newton’s 4th law-Exams SMS
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
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Wats d height of hope??
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
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Rain of summer, snow of winter,
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
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Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Its a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!
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When u feel lonely and alone
When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!
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TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”
Really touching na?
I almost cried;->
DONE DOne
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1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
2 friends,
“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.
That is how to exercise your brain..!
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Fact about women:
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . 😀
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Misuse of English!
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
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