A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.
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A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
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