Funny Jokes - Page 5

If You Look At The Sky Tonight

If You Look At The Sky Tonight

And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,

I Swear I Have No Clue

How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I’m OK


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Human-beings get rich as they grow old:

Human-beings get rich as they grow old:

Silver in Hair;

Gold in Teeth;

Sugar in Blood;

Precious Stones in Kidney;

And a never ending supply of Gas!


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I bought a new printer because

I bought a new printer because

it was cheaper than ink refills.

Now I’m wondering how long before

new cars are cheaper than fuel.


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Raju: What’s the difference between us and Camels?

Raju: What’s the difference between us and Camels?

Rohan: They can work without drinking for 7 days

and

We can drink without working for 7 days!


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Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty

May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds… and may our diamonds be forever… Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty


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Three dreams of a man

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects


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This Donkey Will Be Free After Reading This Sms

Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don’t worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.


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