Don’t worry


You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.


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Where am I ?


I might be in the basement. I’ll go upstairs and check.


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Funny away message

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.


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Women and Wives

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!


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Father

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.


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Funny Question And Answers

Q. How do you repair a broken tomato?

A. Tomato Paste!

Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry?

A. Because his parents were in a jam!

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Idiotic President

Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, and Bill Clinton are on the titanic. When it starts to sink Carter yells, “Quick, save the women and children!” Nixon: “Screw the women and children” Clinton: “Do we have time?”


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