A Cow


Ques : What do you call a cow with a crown?

Ans: A dairy queen.

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Hitler


Ques: Why did Hitler kill all of the people who weren’t German or Japanese?

Ans: Because he didn’t want to pay for the gas bill!

This joke was submitted by bianca bella.


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Bill Gates

Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A. He uses “windows”.


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Think And Answer

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

If it’s Zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be Twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes?
Wouldn’t it be easier to just hire taller dancers?

Why do scientists call it “re”search when looking for something new?

Why is it called a building when it is already built?

If pro is the opposite of con, then is progress the opposite of congress?

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5 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also
spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yours


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Answer this if you can – Really Funny

You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
The telephone.

You can’t keep this until you have given it.
Your word.

There is $21.00 in 1 dollar bills that has to be split evenly among the 2 fathers and 2 sons. How is this possible?
There is only really three people…a grandfather, the father, and the father’s son who each get $7.
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Funny Questions and Answers (continued)

What’s the best or fastest way to tune a banjo?
With wirecutters.

What is the best way to keep food bills down?
Use a paperweight!

What tools do you need in math class?
Multi-Pliers

What happens when the Queen burps?
She issues a royal pardon.

What did Billy say after he learned how to count money?
“It all makes cents now!”

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back to you?
A stick
(They’re all sticks to me!)

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