Funny Questions and Answers


Who has the most fun when you tickle a mule?
He may enjoy it but you’ll get a bigger kick out of it.

If Johns mom has 5 sons and their names are Ja, Je, Ji, and Jo.
Who is the last one?
John.

On your way home you take a right and three lefts then you see two men in masks.
Who are those men?
They are the umpire and the catcher.

What do you get when you cross Pikachu with Exeggcute?
Fried Eggs!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs.

What could you call the small rivers that flow into the Nile?
Juveniles. What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

What kind of flower do you have between your nose and your chin?
Tulips.

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