Do You
do you love me
do you not
you told me once
but i forgot
so tell me now and tell me dah truth
so i can say ii love you too?
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Funny Rhymes - Page 2
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Small Funny Rhymes
my love 4 u will never die
until i meet another guy
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if i were a dog
and u were a flower
i’d lift up my leg
and give u a shower
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my love 4 u is like a rose
one thats dead and never grows
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beauty is on the inside
but some may doubt
if its true
i prefer u inside out
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Funny Rhymes
My Love
I thought that i could love no other
until that is i met ur brother
Of Beauty
Of loving beauty u float with grace
if only u could hide ur face
To Tell u
To tell u wat u mean 2 me
would get me bleeped on live tv
Paper Bag
I want 2 feel ur sweet embrace
but dont take that paper bag of ur face
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Funny Rhyme
I’m telling,
Your smelling,
You went to Brarbie’s Wedding,
You kissed her,
You hugged her,
YOU EVEN SAID YOU LOVED HER!
You took her to the sweetshop and bought her bubblegum,
and when she wasn’t looking you stuck it up her AHEM!
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Funny Rhymes
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.
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Can you sing? Not a thing!
Can you dance? Not a chance!
Can you play? Me, no way!
Can you eat and drink? All day!
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Tilly the fat cat
Loves a tasty mouse.
But when she sees a rat
She runs back into the house.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
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Emily went to the zoo
And she saw a kangaroo.
“Look, a pocket on her tummy!
Can’t you get one for me, mommy?”
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I love your smile, your face and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
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