Little Johnny
Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me
for something that I didn’t do ?
Teacher : Not at all.
Little johnny : That’s good.
Actually i didn’t do my homework!
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Funny School Jokes - Page 2
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Lovely and Horrible Days in My Life
Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
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Tomorrow is my Exam
Tomorrow is my exam
But I don’t care
Because a single sheet of paper
can’t decide my future.
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Exams wil get Postponed !
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
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I Cried When I Failed
I Cried When I Failed
In 2 Subjects,
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But
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.
I laughed When I Came To
Know My Friend Failed In 5
Subjects… ๐ ๐
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To Accomplish great Things
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
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Result is Near
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
?is this love??
GOD replied,
?no dear, result is near?
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Chemistry Rocks
Teacher : What happens when CarbOn MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of IrOn??
Student : COFFEE !!
Teacher : HOW ??
Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !!
Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !!
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Actual Meaning of Study
The real meaning of Study as given by engineering students
S = Sitting
T = Talking
U = Unlimited
D = Dreaming
Y = Yawning,
So get ready to study now :p
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Intelligent Little Johnny
Teacher : What is the longest word in the English language?
Little Johnny : Smiles
Teacher : How?
Little Johnny : There is a mile between the first and last letters!
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Smart Little Johnny
Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
Little Johnny: You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet.
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Little Johnny and Teacher
Teacher fell asleep in class and a Little Johnny walked up to him,
Little Johnny : “Teacher are you sleeping in class?”
Teacher: “No I am not sleeping in class.”
Little Johnny : “What were you doing sir ?”
Teacher: “I was talking to God.”
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The next day Little Johnny fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him…
Teacher: “Johnny, you are sleeping in my class.”
Little Johnny : “No not me sir, I am not sleeping.”
Angry teacher: “What were you doing.??”
Little Johnny : “I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher: “What did He say??”
Little Johnny : “God said He never spoke to you yesterday…” ๐
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What do you want to become in future?
Teacher : What do you want to become in future ?
Student : After studying MBBS I want to join Police force and get a good job in Software company and work as Lawyer and construct big buildings and conduct research and become an Actor.
Teacher : Hey whats your name ?
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Student : Bill Google ๐
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Teacher Definition by Little Johnny
Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Little Johnny replies, “A teacher.”
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Good Cook
The School Teacher asks, “Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say your prayers before eating?”
“No sir,” little Johnny replies, “I don’t have to. My Mom is a good cook.”
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Back Tomorrow
Little Johnny comes home from his first day of school.
His mother asks, “What did you learn in school today?”
Little Johnny replies, “Not much. They want me back tomorrow.
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Little Johnny in Math Class
“If you had a dollar,” quizzed the teacher, “and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?”
“One dollar.” answered little Johnny.
“You don’t know your basic math.” said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed.
Little Johnny shook his head too, “You don’t know my daddy.”
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Little Johnny’s Quick Reply
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: “I ain’t had no fun in months.”
Then asked the class, “How should I correct this sentence?”
Little Johnny raised his had and replied, “Get yourself a new boyfriend.”
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Teacher and Little Johnny
Teacher to Little Johnny – When is your birthday?
Little Johnny – 17th July.
Teacher – What year?
Little Johnny – Every year!
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Biting Insects
The Teacher asked Little Johnny, “How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?”
Little Johnny replied, “Just Don’t bite any.”
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