Teacher and Student
Teacher: How many letters are there totally in “A.B.C.D”?
Student: 4
Teacher: I meant the complete set, not just “A.B.C.D”
Student: 52
Teacher: What?! How?
Student: Lower case 26 and Upper case 26.
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Funny School Jokes - Page 5
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Punishment
Student– “Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?”
TEACHER – “Of course not.”
Student– “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”
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Deck The School Halls
(Sing to the tune of “Deck the Halls”)
The halls were decked with toilet paper.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Teacher blamed me for that caper.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Called me names that I can’t mention.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Now we both are in detention.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
This joke was submitted by Alice Lake.
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Little Johnny Scores
When Little Johnny got home, he told her dad that he got a 100 in school. His dad told her to sit down and tell him all about it.
Little Johnny said, “Well, I got a 20 in math, a 30 in science, and a 50 in spelling!
This joke was submitted by Haley.
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Little Johnny Replies To Teacher
A teacher was talking to kids about “being good” and going to heaven.
At the end of his talk, she asked, “Where do you want to go?”
“Heaven! Heaven!” Yelled Little Lisa.
“And what do you have to be to get there?” asked the teacher.
“Dead!” Yelled Little Johnny.
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