Funny Junk

1. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in ur hands all day. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I cud have a new one everyday.

2. Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to….. throw ur mobile!!

3. I’ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. You should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far..

4. Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them ur age…

5.God thought that since he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

Dear best friend i want to tell you………
if you cry, i’ll cry with you
if you laugh, i’ll laugh with you
if you jump out a window………..
i’ll laugh even harder!!

Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour …??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.