Why do men chase women ?
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying ?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Funny SMS - Page 2
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Niagara Falls and the ladies
Guide: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls ?”
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Father and son
Father to son after exam: “let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”
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Teacher and Pupil #3
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Pupil: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.
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Love and marriage
They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
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Whats the paste tense of think ?
Student1: How was ur exam?
Student2: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.
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Strange Socks
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots.
L-Johnny: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
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