Biting Insects


TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
L-JOHNY: Don’t bite any.


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Little Johny and teacher


Teacher: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
Little Johny: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground then you are.


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Why are you late ?

TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”


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Teacher and Pupil #2

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.


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Redneck

A redneck opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office


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Nothing is impossible

Teacher : ” Hello boys, Remember Nothing is impossible.”
One of the 20 Students: “Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again.


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Coincidence

Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of Coincidence ?”
One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday, sametime.”


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