What is a girl friend?


Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.


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Marriage


Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.


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A Millionaire’s Wife

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”


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Funny SMS

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

Crime doesn’t pay…Does that mean my job is a crime ?

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.


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