Profession One Liner Jokes


If it wasn’t for Thomas Alva Edison, we’d all be watching TV to the light of a candle.

The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

Doctors bury their mistakes, architects just plant ivy.

Lawyers hang their blunders, doctors bury theirs, architects plant vines and teachers send theirs into politics.


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NASA Invents!!


During the heat of the space race in the 1960’s, NASA decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules.

After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of $1 million. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on earth.

The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.


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