It’s A Mystery


Where did I put it, I don’t know,
I wasn’t paying attention when I put it away, that’s so,
It’s somewhere in the house, that’s true,
But where it is, is unknown to me and to you,

It’s somewhere in a safe place you see,
But where did I put it is a mystery,
Some day when I am not looking for it , it will appear,
I hope I find it in this year,
Where did I put it, I don’t know
I didn’t pay attention when I put it somewhere, that’s so.


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Funny - Does God Like Nosey People?


I’ve asked myself this question so many times,
I thought I would try and put it to rhym.
Does God like someone who interferes
In someone else’s business and affairs?
Does he appreciate someone who is always putting their nose where it doesn’t belong?
Someone who has done it for way too long.
Someone who takes it upon themselves
To add their two cents where it doesn’t belong.
Does God like a nosey person who has nothing better to do
Than to put their nose where it doesn’t belong?
I dont think He does, do you?


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Funny Do Not Read Poem

If you reading this you stupid az hell shit my little niece kan read and she aint even twelve dam kan’t you read i said do not read this letter and next time i think you should listen more better hahahaha you make me laugh your so retarded that i got to ask how did you even pass pass to the next grade to go to high skool dam dude your makin a fool of your self so next time when i say DO NOT READ i think you should listen to what i have to say and read on a little far or else your gonna get dropped by your homegirl native star.

Nothing Offensive :)


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D.I.E.T Poem

Don’t Ingest, Extra Things is D. I. E. T.
If you want to loose some weight
Spring is coming, you’ll be shedding winter clothes
Which is hiding all the goodies you ate,

You need to cut down on the cookies
And the candy and the extra things you enjoy,
Those ” goodies’ you ate watching television
I’ts time to loose that weight, oh boy,

Don’t Ingest Extra Things is D. I. E. T.
It’s never to late to start,
It’s healthier for your in the long run,
Particularly for your heart.


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Really Funny Poem - Examination

I went to the doctor -
He reached down my throat,
He pulled out a shoe,
And a little toy boat,
He pulled out a skate
And a bicycle seat,
And he said, “Be more careful
About what you eat.”


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Funny Poem - Row Your Boat

Row row row your boat,
Gently down the stream,
Until you hit the water fall
And then you start to scream.


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Funny Poem - The Moderate

I am a moderate.
I wouldn’t want to live forever,
But I wouldn’t mind seeing my third century.

I’m a moderate.
I don’t think slime molds and viruses should get the vote,
But I wouldn’t deny it to dogs and porpoises.

I’m a moderate.
I don’t think the government should be overthrown on mere whim,
Unless it goes so far as to lie to us.

I’m a moderate.
I think all sorts of crackpot ideas should be allowed free expression,
Though I draw the line at organized religion.

I’m a moderate.
I don’t insist that you worship no other gods,
As long as I get my own sacrifices regularly.


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