Short Funny Jokes - Page 2

Rajnikanth’s Email

Google was shocked on this,

when it saw rajini’s email id is

gmail@rajnikanth.com!!


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Funny quote on a husband’s T-Shirt

Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

“All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.


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i will kill U!

If u care 4 me,i will care 4 u,if u miss me,i will miss u,if u msg me,i will msg u,if u forget me..
sorry dear kahani me TWIST hai,i will kill U!


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Wife & Husband

Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband: “I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.”


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A woman is driving up the same road.

A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road.


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Idiots

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.


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THE ZOO

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..


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Cheese is Cheese

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Little girl: “Why does your son say, ‘Cluck, cluck, cluck?’”

Mother: “Because he thinks he’s a chicken.”

Little girl: “Why don’t you tell him he’s not a chicken?”

Mother: “We need the eggs.”


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Carrots

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?


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Short & Sharp

Short & Sharp:

Wife: I hate you.

Husband: What a co-incidence..


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Arranged marriage Vs Love marriage

Arranged marriage is-
Like u r walking & unfortunately a snake bites u…&

Love marriage is-
Dancing in front of a cobra & say.
Kaat.. kaat.. kaat na. 😀


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In a school function

In a school function
A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands,
When girl was about to start her speech …
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend
n She is gonna start her speech with
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My Dear
Brothers n Sisters


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I love you

A boy commented on his Facebook status – Happy New Year.
The girl wrote in comments – Same to you.
The boy edited the comment to – I love you!


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No Silly, it’s a scarf.”

A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, “Pull over!” The blonde responds, “No Silly, it’s a scarf.”


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Make up her mind

I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind


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FOOLAN DEVI

Q: What will be the girl’s name born on 1st of APRIL?
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Guess
Guess Guess
A: FOOLAN DEVI!


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Mom to her 7 year old kid

Mom to her 7 year old kid
lets practice maths ok?
lets start with addition.
Example
Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream
Whats ur answer?
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Boy:I Love u.


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Boy: I Love you

Boy: I Love you!
Girl: Hahahahaha

Boy: I Won’t Live without u.
Girl: Hahahaha

Boy: I Will Die 4u!
Girl: Hahahahaha

Boy: I will Gift u a Gold Ring.
Girl: Awwww.. Promise??

Boy: Hahahaha.


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Yesterday i named my Wifi “hack if you can”

Yesterday i named my Wifi “hack if you can”
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Today when i woke up it was changed to “challenge accepted”


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