You Just Got 5 Marks
Teacher: You Just Got 5 Marks
And Still You Are Laughing.
Student: I Am Wondering How I Got 5 Marks Even…
I Wrote Song Lyrics.
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Short Funny Jokes - Page 3
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Sonu sent sms to his boss
Sonu sent sms 2 his boss ,me sick no work today
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Boss sms back when i am sick i kiss my wife Try it
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Sonu sent sms to his boss 1 more time me ok ur wife vry sweet….
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A girl comes late to class
A girl comes late to class
Teacher: Why ru late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: so what?
Girl: d boy was walking very slowly!
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Teacher Aur Boy
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
Boy : U can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything.
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Sir to Student
Sir to Student:
“What is the full form of MATHS?”
student thinks hard & answers,
“Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming students” !
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Impact of Movies:
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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Keep it in his books
Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don’t know what to do?
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Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them…
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“Scratch here for ANSWERS”
New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this :
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and write below :
“Scratch here for ANSWERS”
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The Perfect Son
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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Maria please point to America
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
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People are Stupid
If you love someone set them free,
if you hate someone set them free.
Basically set everyone free and get a dog.
People are stupid.
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Husband and Wife are Trying to Set a New Password
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts, “Mypen*s,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing
because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”
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Poor Teacher
Poor teacher
Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”
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A Science Teacher tells his Class
A science teacher tells his class,
“Oxygen is a must for breathing and life.
It was discovered in 1773.”
A blonde student responds, “Thank God I was born after 1773!
Otherwise I would have died without it.
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Take the Spoon Out of the Mug
The patient says, “Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.”
The doctor says, “Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.”
mug = cup
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I Married the Wrong Woman
A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
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What do You Think, Sir?
Teacher: What’s the past participle of the verb “to ring?”
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don’t think. I KNOW.
Student: I don’t think I know either, sir.
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Why are you late?
A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.
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