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Funny Moma Joke
Your moma is so fat she plays pool with the planets.
by -david catarino
your moma so fat last time she went to mc donalds she orderd 10 cheese burgers and she ate them all at the same time …….
by – brandon cawood
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Ya Mamma So Dumb
Ya Mamma so dumb she climbed over a glass wall just to see what was on the other side. Submitted By – Jazza
Ur momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish!!! Submitted By – Danny
Ur mamas so dumb she sold her car for gas money
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Yo Mamma Jokes
yo mamma is so cross-eyed that your dad left her for seeing someone on the side.
yo mamma is so fat when she got on a scale it said “to be continued”
your mamma was the 1st person to find out animals could talk. she put her face in front of a horse and the horse said ” DAMN!!”
yo mamma so ugly she tried to do a dog and the dog said “even i have standards.”
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Funny Yo Mama Jokes
yo mama is so hairy when u was born she gave u rug burn
yo mama so old she owes fred flinston a food stamp
yo mama so poor when i step on the skatebored she said get off the family car
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Yo mamma
yo mamma is so ugly she looked like this kid named donald
your momma is so fat she thought she was a punkin
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Yo Mamma So Old
Yo Mamma is SO old she sat behind Jesus 9in the 3rd Grade!
Yo momma is so old when she was in school they didn’t teach history.
Yo momma so old jesus sat beside her in class.
Yo momma so old she got afro’s on her titties
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Your Mama So Ugly
Your mama is so ugly that people put her picture on the bottom of a bottle of exlax and sold it empty.
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Yo Moma So Old
She left her purse on Noah’s Ark.
Jurassic Park brought back the memories…
When she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
She still owes Moses a dollar.
When she was at school…there was No history class!
She uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
She co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
When I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
She even made Yoda jealous.
She recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
The fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
Her first job was as Cain and Abel’s baby-sitter.
Her birthday expired.
When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!
She got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
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Yo Moma Joke
Has 10 fingers — all on the same hand.
Has green hair and thinks she’s a Tree.
Has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
Has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles…
Has a major weight problem – she can’t wait…to eat.
Got a glass eye with a fish in it.
Got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: “Christ, I aint’ seen this much snow in years.”
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Your Mama So Fat
When she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…
She once went on a seafood diet…whenever she saw food she ate it!
Folk exercise by jogging around her!
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
She was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm…
small objects orbit her.
She could be the eighth continent.
Her university graduation photo was an aerial
She shows up on radar.
Her Passport photo says ‘Picture is continued overleaf’
She was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
She once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!
yo mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on da scales! (submitted by Lana)
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Yo Mama So Stupid
I told her drinks were on the house…so she went and got a ladder…
She make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
She noticed a sign reading ‘Wet Floor’…so she just did!
It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
She asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
She got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
She sold her Car for Petrol cash!
She reckoned a Quarterback was a refund…
She once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
She took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
It took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
She invented a silent car alarm.
She watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
She was born on Halloween and can’t remember her birthday.
She thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
She lost her shadow.
She thought Hot Meals were stolen food.She make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
When I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me…’Which colour?’
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