your mammas so fat when she tured around i missed 3 sesens of lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Submitted by Big Ben

yo mama so stupid that she stole free bread
- Submitted by Will

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY WHEN I TOOK HER TO A HAUNTED HOUSE SHE CAME OUT WITH A JOB APPLICATION!!!!!
- Submitted by Will

yo mamma so old that when she was in school they didnt have history.

yo mamma so fat it takes 2 trains 3 buses and a airplane just 2 get on her good side.

This joke was submitted by paige.

Yo momma is so dirty I had to wipe my feet before i went OUTSIDE.
Yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued…
Yo momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
Yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said GET OFF ME!
Yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said wheres my gumball.
Yo momma is so fat she tripped on 7th street and landed on 12th.

This joke was submitted by Jeff.

yo momma so old she took her road test on dinosaur.

yo momma so lazy she got a stay at home job and still cant to work on time.

yo momma so lazy her wheelchairs reclines.

yo momma so black she sat in a jacuzzi and made coffee.

yo momma so fat she cant even skinnydip.

yo momma so fat i told her to say her abc’s and she said i know my kfc’s. 10 peice 20 peice.

yo momma so poor she went to dollar store and said wheres my mail-in rebate!

yo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the trojan man.

yo momma so cheap she tried buying an xbox 180.

yo momma so fat she got a pocket size microwave.

yo momma so fat when she gets hurt we take her to the hospital in a pickup truck.

yo momma so poor starving kids send her 50 cents a day.

yo momma so hairy she has to shave with Gillette because its the best a man can get.

yo momma the only thing stopping her from getting in a gym is the front door.

This joke was submitted by kyle.

Yo mommas so poor thieves rob her for practice.

Yo mommas so ugly her reflection turned to stone.

Yo mommas so stupid she was trapped on a desert island and a genie told her she would give her one thing and she asked for a car So she could roll down the window.

Yo momma and two friends of hers were escaping the cops. One hid in a dog house and said “woof!” another hid in a trash can and said “Squeak!” Then, yo momma hid in another trash can and said: ” trash, trash!”

Yo Mommas so stupid she mince pie was a jellybean flavor.

To mommas so ugly al-quada uses her as a torture device.

Yo mommas so stupid when she passed by the YMCA she said: ” Hey, look! They spelled macys wrong!”

This joke was submitted by Lucas L..