your moma is so fat when she saw a bus drive by she said stop that twinkie! – GAVIN CHAMBLEE
Yo momma’s so fat when she put on a yellow raincoat people called TAXI!
yo momma is so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch.
This joke was submitted by Matt and Ewan.
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yo momma’s so fat when she went to mcdonalds she had to tell them what she didn’t want.
yo momma’s so ugly that her reflection quit.
yo momma’s so fat she was baptized in sea world – brock \’n\’ jye
Yo mamma is so fat that when she fell I tried not to laugh but the ground was crackin up ! – Joe Mamma
This joke was submitted by Matt and Alex.
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Ya mum is so fat that quanta’s hired her as a jumbo jet.
Yo mum so fat when she jumped in the water, the water jumped out.
Ya mum is so fat that she tripped down the grand canyon and got stuck.
Ya mum is so ugly the last time she heard a whistle she got runover by a train.
Ya mum is so fat the only thing stopping her from getting to Jenny Craig is the door.
Ya mum is so fat that when she goes for a swim in the ocean she gets stuck between the continents.
This joke was submitted by Jarrod.
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ur mums so fat she has to wear 2 watches coz she take up 2 time zones
This joke was submitted by giddy man.
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yo mamma so ugly she gave freddy couger nightmares
This joke was submitted by pimp daddy.
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Your moma is so fat she plays pool with the planets.
by -david catarino
your moma so fat last time she went to mc donalds she orderd 10 cheese burgers and she ate them all at the same time …….
by – brandon cawood
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Yo Mama is so fat when god said let there be light she had to move
This joke was submitted by IceLord123.
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