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Yo Mamma Jokes

your mammas so fat when she tured around i missed 3 sesens of lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Submitted by Big Ben

yo mama so stupid that she stole free bread
- Submitted by Will

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY WHEN I TOOK HER TO A HAUNTED HOUSE SHE CAME OUT WITH A JOB APPLICATION!!!!!
- Submitted by Will

yo mamma so old that when she was in school they didnt have history.

yo mamma so fat it takes 2 trains 3 buses and a airplane just 2 get on her good side.

This joke was submitted by paige.


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Yo Mamma Jokes Submitted By Users

Yo mamma so stupid she jumped out of a boat and missed the water!
- Germaine

Yo mamma so stupid she taped a piece of paper on the T.V. and said “Im watching paper-veiw”!!!
- Riah Trejo

ya mamma so poor i stepped on a cigarette and she said who turned the heat off
- jj

ya mamma so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family
- jj

your Momma so fat that she doesn’t have to use the internet because she’s world wide
- Milo/funnyface

Yo mamma so poor she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers!!:)
- Dylan mc sorley

yo mamma’s so hairy there were bushrangers in the woods they mistaked your mamma as a bear and shot the poor love
- zander


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Yo Momma Collection

Yo momma is so dirty I had to wipe my feet before i went OUTSIDE.
Yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued…
Yo momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
Yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said GET OFF ME!
Yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said wheres my gumball.
Yo momma is so fat she tripped on 7th street and landed on 12th.

This joke was submitted by Jeff.


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Yo Mama Is Like Fire

yo mama is like fire,

when you see it coming you better run!

This joke was submitted by cristal.


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New Yo Momma Jokes

yo momma so old she took her road test on dinosaur.

yo momma so lazy she got a stay at home job and still cant to work on time.

yo momma so lazy her wheelchairs reclines.

yo momma so black she sat in a jacuzzi and made coffee.

yo momma so fat she cant even skinnydip.

yo momma so fat i told her to say her abc’s and she said i know my kfc’s. 10 peice 20 peice.

yo momma so poor she went to dollar store and said wheres my mail-in rebate!

yo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the trojan man.

yo momma so cheap she tried buying an xbox 180.

yo momma so fat she got a pocket size microwave.

yo momma so fat when she gets hurt we take her to the hospital in a pickup truck.

yo momma so poor starving kids send her 50 cents a day.

yo momma so hairy she has to shave with Gillette because its the best a man can get.

yo momma the only thing stopping her from getting in a gym is the front door.

This joke was submitted by kyle.


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Yo Mama Jokes Collection

yo mama’s so fat, when she turned her head the ricter-scale said type 11 earthquake.

yo mama’s so fat, that when she went to the doctors office to get weighed they said one person at a time please!

yo mama’s so fat, they had to make special cars just for her…… they’re the size of six trains.

yo mama’s so ugly, it makes Britney Spears look HOT!

yo mama’s so old, it makes dinasaurs look young.

This joke was submitted by Marek kline.


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Yo Momma Collection

Yo mommas so poor thieves rob her for practice.

Yo mommas so ugly her reflection turned to stone.

Yo mommas so stupid she was trapped on a desert island and a genie told her she would give her one thing and she asked for a car So she could roll down the window.

Yo momma and two friends of hers were escaping the cops. One hid in a dog house and said “woof!” another hid in a trash can and said “Squeak!” Then, yo momma hid in another trash can and said: ” trash, trash!”

Yo Mommas so stupid she mince pie was a jellybean flavor.

To mommas so ugly al-quada uses her as a torture device.

Yo mommas so stupid when she passed by the YMCA she said: ” Hey, look! They spelled macys wrong!”

This joke was submitted by Lucas L..


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